What do you mean by throwing up
Throw up - 21 jokes
"Mommy, Mommy, there are lumps in the pulp."
"Yes, do you mean I'm throwing up through the sieve because of you!"
You: "I think your sarcasm sucks!"
He: "Shall I hold your hair?"
A giraffe and a bunny are talking.
Says the giraffe: "Bunny, if you only knew how nice it is to have a long neck. That's so great! Every delicious leaf I eat slowly wanders down my long neck and I enjoy this delicacy for so long."
The bunny looks blankly at the giraffe.
"And only in summer, bunny, I tell you, the cool water is so deliciously refreshing when it slowly slides down my long neck. It's soooo nice, just great to have such a long neck. Bunny, can you imagine it !? "
Bunny without emotion: "Have you ever puked?"
If the farmer's wife cooks rotten eggs, the farmer pukes like a heron!
Three women sit over coffee and tell each other how their husbands bowling evening went.
Says the first: "There must have been something going on again. Mine came home totally drunk again. Only made it to the front door and then puked on the stairs. I left him. You can't get him up! "
The second says: "At least mine made it to the bathroom. But then he puked me next to the toilet. I also left him. He could clean up the mess himself!"
Says the third: "Mine came to bed! But then he started fumbling with me. Sticks his index and middle fingers up my buttocks, thumbs into my pussy and all of a sudden he says: 'Guys, I need a new ball the holes are wet ...! '"
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